My mom is funny

I mean my mom is normally awesome as is, but once you get a little wine in her shes even more awesome!
Brother: "oh my goodness that Audi is amazing... mom wanna buy one for me for my birthday?"
Mom: "HAAAH... no"
Brother: "What a lucky... guy"
Mom: "What a lucky bastard"
Brother and I: "?!? MOM!"
*laughs*
Me: "Mean! Ma, what if he was really a bastard.. did you ever think about that?"
Mom: "Then I would be right"
Brother and I: "HAHAHAHA"
We later realized that it was the 6oz. of wine she drank at dinner.